A real IM conversation that two people had one day... except I changed ghestal's screen name. Final f is Final f though.

ghestal: Thou'rt screwed. What, with karma.
Final f: Be'est you thine sperm wagon, may thou'st rot in thine own vision of hell, you pervert
ghestal: Pervert is another word for human you maggot meat.
Final f: By twilight to thine pants "Out, Out damn spot."
ghestal: Thou'rt truly a rank pustule and your foppish tomfoolery hath proven thee to be a mere shiftless wastrel masquerading as rogue you tatterdemalion.
Final f: Aye, but with this lonely twilight, and by thine vile of olive oil, thine cumbucket is alas, too small.
Final f: The foul demons of the night invade thine buttocks and holy hell hath been risen.
ghestal: Thou'rt truly a flagrant boil on the hallowed ass of society you misguided miscreant and methinks thou hath been smote with an inadequate lance.
ghestal: Loon.
Final f: Well methinks you a turd
Final f: Bloody tart.
ghestal: Thou'rt a sphincter wart.
Final f: Thou'st a sperm infested fart bubble.
ghestal: Thou'rt infected by nut rot! Q'eth.
Final f: Nay, for it is you, who is infested with disease
ghestal: Thou'rt Beelzebub's harlot!
Final f: Your Jesus' bitch.
Final f: Q'eth
ghestal: THOU'RT DEAD GOD-TESTICLE SQUIRE!!!!!!!!!
ghestal: May Thou'st ass be scraped againt jagged metal as you member impregnates the local mare!
Final f: Ah, by the local mare, you must mean thine sister!

Yes, they need help.

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