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General information about patorjk.com or Patrick.

No Rest for the Tired

Things have been going well, though I haven’t gotten any website-related work done in the last week and I’ve been really tired. This past weekend my roommate, his brother, and myself moved most of the essentials into the new appartment, and later today (Wednesday) I get my bed. So I’ll offically be moving in today. We’ve been rather slow about the whole process, but I think it’s mostly because he had to finish his thesis (he defended on the 5th) and I had a bunch of little things I had to take care of.

I hope to have some new stuff up soon, but I don’t want to set any dates since I’m not sure how much time I’ll have to work on things. I still have a lot of new apartment things I need to do.

MySpace.com Search

For a couple of years now I’ve noticed that Google is better at finding myspace profiles than MySpace is. MySpace’s search feature just sucks. I’ve been toying with the idea of creating a MySpace profile search app that uses Google. Something in the same vein as g2p.org. I’m not sure I’ll do it, since it’s not something I do often, but I figured I’d float the idea out here to see if anyone was interested. Facebook has apparently allowed the profiles it stores to be indexed too, however, the search feature on that site is excellent and can’t really be improved on by using Google.

Spammed

This made me smile, well, the post near the bottom by milorad did. A couple of months back I asked the WordPress.com community about a weird Trackback issue I had been having and I ended up with some rather icy responses. I’m glad someone was nice enough to take the time and answer my question. It sucks to think that a certain percentage of my visitors are spam robots, but I guess that happens to every site with a blog and there really isn’t much one can do. Also, I ask you all to please not post in that thread. I don’t want to cause a disturbance or seem like I’m trying to start something. I just wanted to share it here since finding it made my day :).

Distractions…

Over the Thanksgiving break I started on a new web app and a tutorial. Not sure when either will be out though. I’ve been tired all week so I don’t expect to get too much work done on them until maybe Thursday or Friday (I’d put both at 50% right now).

As a distraction, I found myself re-discovering Half Life 2, the first person shooter game that won all those awards back in 2004. If you’ve never played HL2, let me just echo what everyone else in the world has been saying: It’s an AMAZING game. Possibly the best game I’ve ever played (next to maybe American McGee’s Alice). I don’t really consider myself a gamer either. The last game I was really into was Doom 3, and that was back in 2005. When I fall for a game though, I fall hard.

I spent my whole winter break playing Doom 3 all night. It was funny because I’d wake up around 4-5 in the afternoon, right as my roommate was coming home from work, and then I’d go to bed around 6-7 in the morning, right as my roommate was leaving for work. Well, I should get to bed, waiting until the last minute to write these things is always a bad idea.

patorjk.com is Popular with the Ladies

I’m taking off work this week, and my plan is to make something of it, so hopefully I’ll have some fresh new content to post up. Ideas I’m currently juggling around are: writing a tutorial, writing a facebook game (I bash facebook sometimes, but it is something almost everyone uses), or making a new online app. Or possibly re-doing my color fader. I really don’t like its interface. But I’ll figure all this out later. In the mean time, here are some random bits of news…

Popular with the Ladies

I stumbled upon an interesting internet tracking site called QuantCast. According to its website its “the only open internet ratings service. We provide advertisers with audience profiles for millions of websites and services.” I’m not sure how it tracks websites, and I have never seen this site before today, but I discovered that it had data for my website, you can see it here:

http://www.quantcast.com/patorjk.com

According to the data they provide, this site gets more female visitors than male visitors. Interesting, interesting… hey ladies… j/k, actually, this is all kind of funny because I really doubt that, unless the majority of people who view TAAG are female. Though then again, maybe I just don’t know my audience very well.

The website also says “The site is popular among a 60-100k HH income bracket, more educated audience.” Which I thought was interesting.

As a side note to all of this, way back in the day I had a poll up on my main page that asked the viewer if they were male or female. The results came back 90% male, 10% female (I forget how many votes were cast, but it was a decent amount). So it’d be really interesting if the scales had tipped as much as that site says they have.

Google Trends

If you don’t know about Google Trends, you need to visit this site now:

http://www.google.com/trends

It’s amazing how much fun that tool is. I can’t believe digg is more popular than reddit, fark and slashdot put together. I was also shocked to learn that Pepsi was more popular than Coke (in terms of google searches). This site [NSFW!] has some more risque suggestions. But anyway, if you’re bored, it’s a fun tool to play around with.

10,000 Visitors and Other News

I’m approaching 10,000 visitors for the month of October, which is pretty cool. Not sure if I’ll get there, but I’m only 300 visits away, so it’ll be close either way.

As I’ve stated in the past, however, a lot of that is traffic to other parts of this site. TAAG is still the reining king when it comes to the most visited page I have, and after that it’s the VB 6.0 Code Bank, and then, after that, it’s this blog.

I was actually thinking of getting TAAG its own domain, but the whole search for one left me with a rather sour taste in my mouth. All the domain names I was interested in were taken – and not by legitimate sites, but ad sites. Basically people who had bought up the domain name and were offering it up for a large sum (in my case, $3,000 – more than I want to spend on something I’m giving away for free). It really pissed me off. The “.us” domain was still available, but “.us” is kind of a crappy extension. So I’ll have to think about it. And there really isn’t a need to move it away from this site so not finding a domain name isn’t that big of a deal.

Slider Puzzles

I’ve taken Sloat’s advice and updated my slider puzzle script so that the images don’t have to be chopped up. I haven’t uploaded the code onto this site yet, but I plan to soon. I’m thinking I’m going to release this script as a download that people can configure for their own sites (hopefully using it will be as simple as uploading the code and along with the selected images). It seems like a waste to have it simply be for old paintings. It could probably do more good elsewhere. I’ve been thinking about emailing some photographers to see if I can get some cool pics, but even if I do, I’ll still release the source.

Patrick Gillespie

Oh, the vanity. This is something I shouldn’t care about, but for some reason it bugs me that the #1 link on google for the term “Patrick Gillespie” is some news story on another Patrick Gillespie who is a huge pervert. I’m slowly climbing in my page rank, so I may displace the article, but it sucks seeing that attached to my name. Plus, the article doesn’t give any other details on the guy other than the fact that he is named “Patrick Gillespie”.

Ghost Stories

When I was little, I wanted to be a writer. I even had a story I wrote in 6th grade get published in some young writers book (it was selected by my 6th grade teacher). It was pretty cool. I even bumped into some random kid at the grocery store who had read it and liked it. It totally made me feel famous (the book was distributed to every school in the county though, so in actuality this wasn’t that big of a deal).

Anyway, somewhere down the line I lost interest and wound up programming stuff instead. I did have a brief relapse into my writing ways back in college though. When I was young, I’d write mostly sci-fi and humor type stories, but in college, I switched to writing horror stories. If you’re in a ghoulish mood this Halloween, you can check out my most popular stories below*…

The Becoming
A Doll’s House
The Doll Collection

*The Becoming was initially the most popular, but I had to re-write it after fanfiction.net deleted their music section (in fact, most of the stories I have up were ones I thought were decent enough to re-write after the music section was removed).

Fired for Blogging

No, not me, don’t worry :-).

On Friday I dropped by the office of an old boss of mine. He had apparently heard I was back in the building and wanted me to come by and say hi. It was pretty cool seeing him again; he was a really good guy to work for. I interned under him 3 years ago, and I believe the job I did that summer was the reason I got hired by my current company. The internship was a VB / Access job. It’s not the kind of job I’d want to do as a career, but it was fun to be able to apply all the VB skills I had racked up as a teenager. I churned out something like 2,000-3,000 lines of code a week, it was ridiculous. During the meeting he actually told me that most of the stuff I had done was still being used and that people still talked about me (which I found kind of shocking). It was really cool to know that I had had such a positive effect.

I don’t always have such good experiences though. I’ve had some jobs where I’ve felt bored or like I didn’t really live up to what I could have done. I thought about writing an entry contrasting good and bad experiences and how one can avoid certain pitfalls, but then I decided against it. Blogging about work is almost always a bad idea. Unless all of your stories are positive feel good stories – and the best work stories usually aren’t – it’s a bad idea to have a work related blog (same goes for dating, but that’s another blog post all together).

Interestingly enough, as I was debating whether to write a such an entry, I stumbled upon a blog post about a 28 year old video clerk who had been fired for blogging that Tucker Carlson came into his store (link). He didn’t reveal any personal information about Tucker, but he did joke about sending items such as frozen urine cakes to his house, and he did call the guy a “Gigantic Cobagz”, which is obviously not giving the store he works for the best image, so it’s no wonder he got canned.

After this interesting find, I decided to see how many bloggers I could find who had been fired because of blog entries they had written. Below is a summary of what I found. Some of them are pretty interesting. If you can find more, feel free to post links in the comments.

2. A blogger who was fired for joking about goofing off at work (link). This guy was essentially called into his boss’ office one day and told he was fired and had to leave immediately. His boss watched him clean out his desk and then escorted him out of the building. This was the post that got him in so much hot water:

Getting to surf the web for 3 hours while being paid: Priceless.
Getting to blog for 3 hours while being paid: Priceless.
Sitting around doing nothing for 3 hours while being paid: Priceless.
Installing Windows 2000 Server on a P2 300: Bloody Freaking Priceless.

Everyone experiences down time at work, however, this wasn’t a wise post to make. I do feel sorry for him though. It’s a harsh punishment for something that was just intended as a light hearted joke.

3. A Google employee who was fired for saying too much about the company (link). Almost everyone loves Google, and if you have a blog that talks about what goes on inside of Google, people are going to read it (hell, it’s one of the reasons I read Steve Yegge’s blog). The problem is, Google doesn’t want you to do this, and divulging too much about them will get you fired (this is true for almost every company).

4. A Nintendo blogger who was fired for “Inexcusable Behaviour” (link). This blogger, who actually wrote under a different name to protect her identity, was fired for blogging negatively about her co-workers. Quote from her blog that most likely got her fired: “One plus about working with [a] hormonal, facial-hair-growing, frumpy [woman] is that I have found a new excuse to drink heavily… My gut tells me that this woman hasn’t been fucked in years”. Not a good thing to publically say about your boss.

5. A Microsoft employee who was fired for posting up certain pictures in his blog (link). Companies take their proprietary info very seriously.

6. A flight attendant who was fired for posting up risque pictures in her blog (link). This probably wouldn’t have been that big of a deal had these not been taken at work and then posted on the web, oh well.

7. Thailand teacher fired for writing about her personal life (link). From the blog entry:

Imagine my surprise when last night I received a rather cruel email (didn’t even bother with the courtesy of calling) from my employer terminating me from the school after a week of labor because of an article I wrote days before I got the teaching job. My lifestyle apparently does not conform to the acceptable teacher’s way of living (if there’s such a thing). They were afraid that at some point I’d start writing about the school and tarnish its precious and rather inexistent reputation, and I wasn’t a good enough teacher.

Oddly enough, since these people were among the first to get fired over blogging, most of them became minor celebs after they got fired. That probably won’t be the case as time goes on.

Edit: As a side note, this is kind of a weird entry to write, isn’t it? I should say that I don’t have any fear of being fired (hopefully it didn’t come off that way), I’m on good terms with everyone I work with. I’m just cautious about this kind of stuff and it’s interesting to see how small missteps can get you escorted out of a building.

Brain Dump

I’ve been feeling somewhat drained the past week. I’m not sure why. This past weekend I went to my cousin’s wedding down in North Carolina. I was looking forward to it because I wanted to get my wedding count up. I think I’m one of the few young people who’ve been to more funerals than weddings. It was a Jewish wedding too, so I figured it’d be interesting. In the end it was ok, I’m not much of a social butterfly so it was weird not knowing anyone except my cousin, his mom, and my mom. And though I think my cousin is making a good choice, I think a lot of people rush into marriage. I still remember a friend of mine lecturing me about how “when you know, you know”, and then later in the conversation confessing to me that they weren’t sure if they really loved their fiance. How can you be sure you’ve found the one, but not sure you love them? I think a decent number of people get worried about not finding someone and then end up making a poor choice (Also, Noah, if for some reason you ever happen to read this, no, this story is not about your fiancee). Anyways…

Radiohead – In Rainbows

I don’t normally tout new music releases, but this music is ONLINE and FREE and by my favorite band so I figured it’d make sense to mention it here. Radiohead are trying a new experiment where they’re putting their music online and you can pay whatever you want for it. I recommend downloading it for free to see if you like it, and then if you do, go back and buy it. It’s honestly their best record since OK Computer. The song that sticks out most to me is “Videotape”, it’s by far the most beautiful song I’ve heard this year.

WikiBooks

My thesis: Programming books are becoming obsolete. Nobody seems to learn languages via books anyway. Even the smartest programmers I talk to seem to pick up things from reading various articles or through reading documentation while chugging through a new programming project. I picked up a book on PHP a couple months back, and I found myself wishing I could jump around to different topics. I could easily look up each interesting idea in the book’s index, but that’s kind of a pain in the butt. Plus I’d like to be able to interactively test examples as I come to them. That’s when the idea hit me: Why not make wikibooks? Of course, like any good idea, I figured someone had to have already implemented it, and after some googling, here’s what I found:

Wikibooks: Programming Languages Bookshelf

That’s it?

There was more to “dump”, but it’s late and I need to get to bed.

Ping! (just checking in)

I feel like I should try and check in at least every week or every other week, just so I don’t let this site get away from me. Ideally I’d like to have 2-3 updates a week. However, because working on this site isn’t my full time job, updates sometimes happen in quick succession, and sometimes far apart.

I also feel like I’ve had a rather uneventful last two weeks. Programming wise that is. In real life I’ve done a bunch of a stuff, including changing jobs within my company, which is strange and exciting but also daunting because it means having to learn a whole new system and set of processes. I’m hoping this learning curve doesn’t interfere too much with the plans I have for this site.

It’s amazing how energized I can feel about a certain idea. I’ll have it in the back of my mind all day, but then when I get home, I’ll be exhausted and not feel like programming. I’ll end up doing something lazy like watching TV, or something slightly physical like going to the gym. It’s not until around 11 o’clock that my mind wakes up again and I feel like doing something that requires brain cells. In fact, it’s amazing how much of the work for this site gets done between the hours of 11pm and 2am (I usually don’t get into work until around 10am).

I think I also jump around to too many ideas. At one point last week I was reading tutorials on Ruby – I’d heard so much about it that I wanted to see what the fuss was about – but then, after about an hour of reading, I realized I didn’t really need to know this language. It looked cool, but there were other languages I was currently using/learning, and it wasn’t really something I needed on my plate. A similar distraction happened when I looked into developing Facebook apps. You know those annoying things people post up on their profile pages? Apparently there’s big money in it:

LA Times Article on Facebook Software Biz
Business Week Article on Facebook Money Making
Crazy Story About a 17 Year Old Who’s Making 70k a Month From Her MySpace Layouts Page

The idea of making it big is appealing, and it caused me to look further into Facebook development, however, I actually do find most of the Facebook apps annoying, so I don’t think I could bring myself to make one. The fact that people are making so much money off them actually blows my mind though. How can such a dinky little app pull in so much money?

A Quick Update

I’ve finally got around to putting some actual functionality into the slider puzzle interface:

http://www.patorjk.com/games/sliderpuzzles/

It should now function as a complete web app. There’s one last feature I’d like to add, but I may wait a while. I’m itching to start something new. I’ve got a couple of ideas floating around in my head for my next project, but I’m not sure which one to pick yet.

I wish I had more to say, but I’ve had a long weekend and I haven’t really had a chance to get my thoughts together… and now it’s 1am so I should probably get to bed. Oh well I suppose. Not every update can be full of wordy goodness.

What patorjk.com is

Is it a blog? Is it a software/programming site? Is it collection of random junk?

I’ve actually spent the last month wrestling with the idea of what I want this site to be. When I initially restarted this site I thought “ah ha! I’ll be a software site that releases kick ass tools!” But that’s not really what I want, and that’s not what I’ve been doing. Creating nice tools is part of what I want, but I like messing around and making other stuff too. So this site is really more of a creative programming outlet for me.

Looking back at the past few month’s posts, it was probably a mistake for me to write about certain things and to jump around so much (this mostly refers to July). I’m still trying to get a feel for what I should and should not post in this blog. There have been a couple of times where I mentally wrote a post in my head or even wrote a post in MSWord, and then later discarded it. This site’s theme is a little fuzzy, but after giving it some thought, it would destroy this site’s pseudo-focus if I started making posts on new CDs I bought, bad dates I’ve had, or even amusing stories about former co-workers. Topics like that really belong in a personal blog, something I don’t want this to be. Personal stories should spice certain entries up, but I don’t want this to be like livejournal. I’m sure none of you care about my trip to the renaissance festival.

I could make this a simple news blog for the site, but that would be a little boring. News about the site should play the most important role though. So in the end, I want to do a blog that focuses on news for the software I write but also deviates into topics I find interesting in the computer world with an occasional amusing personal anecdote. Probably not the best hook for obtaining a large audience, but I’d still blog here even if no one read it (it’d be kind of sad, but I’d still probably do it).

Another thing that’s been weighing on my mind is how unrelated all the software I’m producing is. Each new release feels like it becomes its own island within the site, with its own visitors who will probably only look at the blog every once in a while and then wonder why I don’t stay more on topic.

The same people who like my API spy don’t seem to be the same people who like TAAG or my color fader. I know because my visitor count temporarily went down after I released those two programs. The pattern is always that I have a dip in visits after a program is released, and then, if the program doesn’t fall into the abyss of the internet (never to be seen or downloaded again), it rebounds and finds its own audience. TAAG did this (as did the color fader – though to a lesser extent) and it’s now twice as popular as this blog. But do TAAG visitors read the blog? Who are these people? Will they understand me if I write a post on a new algorithm I thought up? Or if I explain the Javascript behind a certain feature?

Probably not, but I can’t please everyone. I think I’ll write this blog with programmers in mind as the main audience. But I’ll try not to use so much jargon that it’s unreadable to those outside of that realm (sort of like how all of the September entries have been).

Anyway, this post is probably more for me than for anyone who will read it. Sometimes thinking out loud helps ideas come into focus. Though hopefully by reading this you got some insight into what I want this site to be.

Oh! – and lastly, I want to stress that this is a content-oriented site, not just a commentary-oriented site. I blog, but I make stuff too. Hopefully stuff that is somewhat interesting.

TAAG: Test All

A “Test All” feature has been added to TAAG. It will let you test all 281 fonts. You can access it by selecting the font called “__TEST ALL__”. It’s not as fast as I’d like, but it’s not terribly slow either. I debated uploading it but I finally decided to give in. I’m still trying to get a feel for the kind of load I can put my server under. Most of the work for this feature is done with Javascript, but the font files are still parsed and loaded on the server. That doesn’t seem like a whole lot of work, but I’m on shared hosting so it’s unclear how much is too much. Also, this new feature is still in BETA, so it may be a little buggy. Let me know if you have any problems.

After this, there’s only one more feature I’m interested in adding to TAAG. And it’s one of those things that most people wont notice and it’ll be a pain in the ass to program. So it’s way down on my list of things to do. In the meantime I’ll probably just keep working on other things and, when the mood strikes me, look into ways of optimizing TAAG.

That reminds me, I was reading a rather interesting article earlier this week on the death of Gmail:

The Death of Gmail

The cliff notes (possibly a little over simplified): History shows that utilizing new but bloated technology pays off in the long run because hardware keeps getting faster and faster and/or people find ways of speeding it up. It’s better to be ontop on the new technology than to be stuck working within the constraits of the old technology.

It’s an interesting read, but I don’t think the people at Google are so smug that they’d let a new technology slip by them like that. Plus, I don’t think most people would be so quick to give up their Gmail addresses.