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The Miscellaneous Section

The other day I realized that I sort of missed some of the more light hearted content this site used to have. When I relaunched patorjk.com, my original vision was for something a bit more focused, however, I think neglecting the humorous content took away a piece of this site’s personality. So I took a trip over to archive.org and grabbed up some of my old pages for a new section I’m calling “Miscellaneous”. It’ll basically house content that doesn’t fit into the categories of Software or Programming. Specifically, I grabbed up my old collection of funny chain letters: 1, 2, 3, and 4. I also grabbed up a funny IM conversation my friend Mike Smetak sent me when we were in high school, a neat poem about coke, and a profanity filled rant on room busters by Ping (who used to do art work for this site).

While creating this new section, I also did a little house cleaning around the site:

  • The Links section was removed. I noticed this section wasn’t getting much traffic and it was slightly redundant to my Blogroll (which is basically a links section), so I decided to remove it. I think I’ll think of the Blogroll as my new links section.
  • The Contact page was merged with the About page. Having a whole page for just my email address seemed kind of silly, plus it sort of cluttered up the navigation a bit.
  • The VB Array Tutorial [fixed] was updated. Someone emailed me requesting that I add a section on multidimensional arrays, so I added a blurb at the end of the article that discusses them.

Google Penalty for the Color Fader

Woe is me. My Color Fader app seems to be suffering from a Google penalty. The program went from being ranked #3 on Google for the phrase “color fader” to not being ranked at all for that phrase (I checked all 68 pages). A Google penalty occurs when Google decides your page is somehow violating their terms of service. No published data is available about the kinds of penalties, but they’ve been speculated to fall into the categories of the -30 penalty (your search rank goes down by 30), the -950 penalty, and being removed from Google’s index. The program still ranks for one key phrase, so its not gone from the index, but I’ve also noticed that Google Analytics doesn’t appear to be reporting any data for the app, so for one reason or another, Google has decided it doesn’t like my color fader.

I’m kind of at a loss for why this is. I emailed the support team through their Webmasters Tools application, but I haven’t heard anything so I’m not sure what to do. Google had been bringing that page around 30 visitors a day, so it sucks that all of a sudden its facing this bizarre penalty. Luckily Yahoo and the other search engines still seem to like the app.

Edit: Woo! It appears the mysterious penalty has been lifted. I now rank again for various color fader related search terms. My guess is that the penalties are auto-generated and that to undo one someone at Google has to go look at the page and make sure everything’s cool. I probably should have been more patent (I sent my reconsideration request on the 15th), but for some reason I was thinking I was in for a long penalty. I read a couple Google penalty stories I found online of most of them revolved around people having long penalties (up to 10 months). I guess I just got lucky.

DarcFX is Not Dead

In my “Three Things to Say” post I mentioned that DarcFX.com was no longer with us, however, it apparently is not dead and was just offline for a while. In the comments to that post Syber dropped by to say “DarcFX is still around and the victim of me recently being useless with linux and ruining his entire site. All the stuff still exists though.” So it’s good to know it’s not gone, it’ll be interesting to see if anything new is in store for the site.

C#, wasting time, and hunting down AOL fonts

C#

I’ve decided to make C# the next language I learn. On Sloat’s suggestion, I download the free Express Edition, and have been playing around with it a little the past few days. I have a few ideas running through my head on apps I want to make, but before I jump into anything I’m going to try and get a decent background (via online tutorials – right now I’m using what comes up on Google, if anyone has any suggestions for some good resources, let me know).

Later on I may take a look at VB 2007, but since there currently doesn’t seem to be any advantages to using it (at least from what I can tell), I’ll probably delay learning it.

Scrolling Text Time Waster

While looking around on some old CDs I found this, a fun little scrolling text time waster. It’s a PHP version of one of my old Javascript apps. The PHP version was originally located at my UMBC personal page, though at some point I took it down. After looking over the script, I touched it up a bit and figured it was amusing enough, so I decided to post it up.

As a side note, my decision to post it up was partly because of these people. I had honestly never received any feed back on my old Javascript app and had actually wondered if it ever got used at all (or if people thought I was childish for posting it). It’s neat to see how stuff can find its way around the net. As a side note to this side note, I sometimes wonder if my googling skills come off as creepy. My old suite mate Mike (who I talked about in the last post) helped me refine them a little bit when I lived with him. He was actually kind of legendary for his googling skills. I have some funny stories about Mike and googling, but I’m sure he’d kill me if I posted them here.

More AOL Macro Fonts

The number of AOL fonts has doubled in the TAAG app. You can view them by selecting “AOL Macro Fonts” from the Font Type combo box and then running the Test All feature. In addition to these new fonts, the “TRaC” and “Cheese” AOL fonts were fixed (woo!).

This deludge of new fonts comes from various old apps I obtained through lenshellarchive.com. It’s a pretty neat place, it aims at having the largest archive of old progs. What one can do with progs written for software that isn’t used anymore is anyone’s guess, but it’s cool to see they’ve been saved somewhere. However, even though it says everything has been run through a virus checker, I’d be cautious before downloading anything. Some of that stuff is kind of shady.

Interestingly enough, the site actually hosts my old fader program, giving it the low rating of 5/10, which I thought was kind of amusing. It honestly wasn’t that good of an app, though it was the first program I released on this website (when I was at geocities), and it actually generated a lot of positive feed back, so it encouraged me to keep going. How it ended up at lenshellarchive is anyone’s guess. I had no idea anyone else hosted it (btw, I encourage outside hosting of any of my downloadable apps), but according to a txt included in the zip I downloaded:

You Should Have Downloaded This From
Kamz Domain [ http://www.kamzdomain.com ]
If You Did Not Please Email Me At
Kam@kamzdomain.com
and Let me Know Where You Got It So
I can End This Link Stealing Bullshit

|¯|’/¯/    /¯/\ |¯|\/|¯|
|÷|/_/ ‘  /÷/\¯\ ‘ |÷|\/|÷|
|÷|\¯\ ”/÷/ ¯\÷\ |÷|  |÷|
|_|’\_\ |_|    \_| |_| |_|  

According to archive.org, kamzdomain.com existed for a brief period of time in 1999. It’s neat to find stuff like this, I feel like an internet archaeologist. I wonder if the app made any more stops before ending up at lenshellarchive.

Three Things to Say

As I type this sentence my clock says its 5:00am… I’m sure it’ll be much later than that when this entry is finally done. So much for having a normal sleeping schedule :P. Oh well, on with the updates…

Updated Test All

I’ve updated TAAG’s “Test All” feature. It should now be much faster. In fact, based on some tests I ran, it should be 11 times faster than before. The old “Test All” feature worked by having Javascript and PHP continuously talk to each other during the text generation process. Now everything is done server side with PHP code. The downside to this is that all my Javascript text generation code had to be duplicated in PHP. This sucks for a number of reasons, but I couldn’t see away around it :/. With the exception of bug fixes, I think I’m pretty much done with this app. Well, no program is ever really “done”, but I think I’ve come to a decent stopping point.

Also, after doing some testing in Opera, I realized the color dialog script I was using doesn’t work in that browser, so now I’ve put up a little notice when you push that button (it’ll pop up only if you’re using Opera). I’m not sure if there’s a way around this, but I’ll try and find one. It makes me nuts that every browser is so different.

Thoughtful Programming and Forth

While searching the net for an old college friend’s / suite mate’s webpage, I discovered an old article he’d written on Thoughtful Programming and Forth. Though I didn’t agree with all of it, and I’m not about to start programming in Forth, I thought it was a well thought out piece. Since he used to have it on his web page, I emailed him (he’s now off in Canada working on a PhD in Math) and asked him if it’d be cool if I posted it up here. He told me he was fine with me posting it up, as long as I updated the email address and fixed a spelling error. So anyway, if you’re interested in learning a little about Thoughtful Programming and Forth, his article is worth a read:

Introduction to Thoughtful Programming and the Forth Philosophy By Michael Misamore

It’s a shame the rest of his webpage is gone, because he had some interesting content, but nothing lasts forever. Which leads me to my next topic…

RIP DarcFX

DarcFX.com, possibly the last of the great AOL programming websites, has closed down. This is probably for the best, since it hadn’t had any new content in years. In fact, I was actually a little shocked that the site lasted so long. For those of you who don’t know, DarcFX was known for being the site the succeeded KnK4Life.com after it closed down. KnK4Life was once the biggest resource for AOL add-on development. I’m talking thousands of unique visitors a day big. I mention its relevance here mostly because the site housed a couple of my programs and programming examples. It boosted my visibility a decent amount, and for that I’m thankful.

It’s a shame to see sites die, but unless they can evolve there’s really no point in having something that isn’t relevant anymore lying around. DarcFX was still giving me 5 or 6 referrals a month though, so I’d assume the site was still bringing in a decent amount of traffic. It’ll be interesting to see what happens to the domain. KnK4Life.com is apparently available for purchase. I’m surprised some spam site hasn’t grabbed it up, though it’s been so long that the domain is probably worthless. DosFX.com is another site that seems to have died. Dos was probably the most well known AOL add-on developer. Bofen.com was once a major site, until it went down in disgrace. Now the domain is owned by some company that sells “premium domains”. That’s the sort of thing I would expect to see happen to a lot of these late 90’s / early 00’s AOL hacking / programming / software sites that brought in tons of visitors. It’d suck if that were the fate of this site, though at my current status, I don’t see that happening.

Other sites I remember from back in the day:

Magintta.com – This site never brought a lot of people in, but I remember her. It’s good to see it hasn’t disappeared. Though it doesn’t look like it’s been updated in a long time.
Pixelsex.com [currently NSFW] – Plastik’s old site. Originally this site was hosted at dosfx.com. Plastik had a cool site with lots of tutorials. Looks like it’s gone now.
TPA Software – This site seems to be alive and well, it’s been a long time since I last visited.

I know there were a lot more than this, but these are the only ones I can think of off the top of my head. Anyway, I should probably get bed now…

Year End Review: The patorjk.com Comeback

I’ve decided I’d write an entry summing up what I learned this year. I basically want to talk about what worked and what didn’t work, and talk a little about what I hope to accomplish in the future. It weird to think back and remember that the main page of this site used to get 1000+ visitors a day. This was of course when I was back in high school, and too apathetic and naive to really appreciate it. Anyways…

Things That Worked:

TAAG: This was the first new program I decided to release on this site. In the beginning it faltered and didn’t get much attention. It was an odd choice as my first new program because I had originally passed on the idea back in 1999 (right after I’d written an AOL Macro Shop – Fallen Legion). However, I had been wanting to create more web-oriented applications, so I thought it’d be a good place to start. During the first few weeks I was actually worried it’d fall into the abyss of the internet and never be seen again. As of this writing it seems to have found an audience, and it’s now by far the most visited page on this site. I attribute the following reasons to why it didn’t fall into the abyss:

  • Joining the ASCII Arts Ring & Directory. Yeah, joining a web ring seems pretty amateurish and late 90’s, but I worried that no one would ever see this app so I signed up. The ring only brings in 1 or 2 visitors a day, however, being listed was a huge boon to the page’s search engine ranking. Shortly after joining I started getting 10-20 visitors a day from Google (now that number is 120+).
  • Emailing the FIGlet emailing list. FIGlet fonts have an emailing list, I emailed it and told them about the new app. No better way of getting the word out then contacting people who might actually care.
  • Changing the default font to something stylish/cool. I noticed that changing TAAG’s default font from “Standard” to “Dancing Font” had an almost immediate effect: people stayed a bit longer to play with the app. I guess this means that making an immediate impression on people is important. If you don’t grab someone’s interest with something cool or stylish, they may not stay long. I’d assume the same goes for interfaces. If your interface sucks, people aren’t going to stick around to see your app, even if it is really cool.
  • A “Test All” feature. This was something that’s sort of essential for an app like this, and adding it upped its usage, but it still kind of sucks at the moment. I’m working on a fix to make it faster.
  • Other people showing this app to their friends. Someone listed the site on Stumbleupon and over a period of days I got an influx of 600+ visitors. I would not have thought to submit my site there. At the end of the day, I think the only way something can be successful is if other people like it and decide to pass it on.

Color Fader: I’m not sure how to feel about this. I wrote it mostly because someone sent me an email requesting that I post it back up, and when I finally came out with a new version, I hated it. On top of that, the only reason it’s indexed highly on a couple of different search engines is because the old version was so popular (there are even clones of it here and here – though I OKed mostuff’s version back in the day and I think Zak’s version is cool and well designed, both are somewhat flattering, though under normal circumstances I’m not cool with people lifting the source to my pages).

I felt a little silly writing this app, and even sillier supping it up (I recently added a whole bunch of features), but it might as well be a quality app if I’m going to host it here. The biggest thing I learned with this program was that even after all these years, my old files actually still hold a decent page rank in many search engines. I couldn’t even find one new link to my Color Fader until this month. Also, as an aside, the audience for this app is all over the map. There’s actually a cam girl site that links to it, a MMORGB site that links to it, an advice column that mentions it, and it was brought up in some Disney forum for preteens. So I suppose it’s users are a colorful bunch (yeah, that was a pretty crappy pun, I apologize).

Visual Basic Arrays Tutorial [LINK FIXED]: This tutorial was written for this site by the multitalented Chicanerous, back when he was a member of a forum I used to run. I decided to resurrect this gem of a web page after looking through an archived version of this site. The tutorial still held up and it seemed like a terrible thing to waste, so I reposted it. Everyone seems to think static content is dead, but this page has steadily grown in visitors since I posted it up. It now receives 70+ views a day, which is pretty amazing, considering I didn’t do anything to promote it other than mention it in this blog once or twice. With some googling, I even found that it was cited in some university compsci handout, which I thought was cool. I talked with Chic briefly about the tutorial’s gaining popularity and he didn’t seem that interested. He left the programming world a while back, which is a shame, because he was a pretty damn good coder, but oh well.

VB Code Bank: This grabs a lot of odd queries up from search engines. It a reasonably decent resource, I should probably find a way to expand it. The more relevant content this site has, the better.

Reposting Old Apps (Mosaicer and API Spy): Most the links to this site are from sites talking about my free Mosaicer program (and about 50% of the email I get related to this site is from people interested in Mosaicer), which boggles my mind because it’s so old that I’m actually afraid to look at its source code (I wrote it while I was in High School). The API Spy also brings a decent number of people in. It’s sad to think so many people come here for my old stuff, but I suppose that should also be flattering, without those apps, this site would not exist today. One day I’ll update both of them.

Things That Didn’t Work:

Slider Puzzles: Ugh, this kills me. I enjoyed working on this. I really did. It was a spontaneous creation that seemed like it had so much potential, but it now currently get less them one visitor a day. I think it’s biggest problems are:

  • Slider puzzles are all over the internet. This app isn’t very unique.
  • I didn’t do anything to promote it other than talk about it on this blog.
  • The images for the puzzles are old paintings. My old Sarah Michelle Gellar puzzle got a lot of views, but that was mostly because the puzzle was of Sarah Michelle Gellar.

I’m currently working on cleaning up the source code for this app so I can release something others can install on their websites. Maybe someone else in need of some slider puzzle code will have more luck than me. Or maybe they can find a way to creativity build on the app. I’ve briefly entertained the idea of changing from old paintings to Sarah Michelle Gellar or Jessica Alba pics, but copyright issues concern me, and I never seem to hear back from “fan” sites when I email them asking if I can use the images.

The Future / Ambitions

I’m 25, and this coming year I’ll be 26. It’s scary to think I’ll be approaching my 10 year anniversary as a coder. When I started out coding, I learned mostly by reading message board posts on AOL’s add-on development board. It seemed like I learned something everyday. It’s been a long time since I’ve had something like that.

This coming year I hope to be a lot more prolific in my coding and more productive in my learning. I want to write some more web apps as well as get back into writing programs in Visual Basic (I installed Visual Studio 2003 a couple of months ago, but I haven’t used it yet). I have various un-finished projects on my computer, but all of them would take a decent amount of polishing before I posted them up.

New Years

I’ve never really been a fan of New Years. It seems like the kind of day where everyone has to be at a party, and whatever happens, it always tends to be anti-climatic, at least for me. When I was younger, I’d just celebrate by watching MTV’s countdown of the top videos of the year. I kind of miss those days. It seems like everyone feels like they need to do something big for New Years. Last year I didn’t have anything to do up until 5pm. Everyone else seemed to have made plans weeks before hand and my friend and I were just kind of hanging around when his roommate, who had recently been hired as a bouncer at The Guards in DC, made a rather interesting proposal. Apparently some 20-something year old rich girl was holding a private party at his new place of work. Word had it that it was going to be a pretty killer party, and because the guest list was so huge (100+), no one would really notice if a couple of nondescript 20-something’s snuck in (this was later proven true, when I actually met face to face with the rich girl).

So we took the roommate up on his offer and snuck in the backdoor. The party was insane. It was the kind of party that was fully catered, had an open bar, everyone was dressed to kill, beautiful women were everywhere, and a hired photographer was taking pictures of the festivities (somewhere there are some New Years Eve photos with us grinning hysterically). It’s funny, at first we just kind of stood in the corner and tried not to get noticed, but by 10:30 we were shit faced and high fiving random dudes who were probably future high priced lawyers. I even remember being out on the dance floor, which is strange because I can’t dance to save my life.

So anyway, that’s how I started the year. I’m actually thinking I’ll end it on a much quiter note, most likely just hanging out with some friends. Even though that doesn’t make for as good a story, it can still be just as fun.

I hope everyone has a safe and happy News Years!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Hope everyone out there is having a good holiday! Northrop gives me a week and a half break during this time period so I’m pretty ecstatic. Along with visiting with family I’ve been working on some new apps so hopefully some of that will see the light of day at some point.

Anyway, patorjk.com and Pascal (the family dog) wish everyone a good winter break!

As a side note, I’m not the one who dresses up Pascal. He seems to really like it though, I assume it’s because of all the extra attention he gets.

Color Fader Updated + Other Stuff

Color Fader Update

I’ve been annoyed at the job I did on my updated color fader since it was released. The interface was squished, awkward and clumsy, the color scheme was bland, and it over all just looked bad. I decided a few days ago to break from what I was doing and work on a re-design of it. I think I’ve come up with something that’s cleaner and easier to work with:

http://patorjk.com/software/colorfader/

The ASCII Art heading is kind of cheesy, but nothing else seemed to fit that heading area and it seemed to fit the ambiance so I left it in. Along with the new design, I added a few new features:

  • Vertical text fading: Now you fade lines of text along with fading character by character.
  • Multi-color image fade: I always felt it was a HUGE design flaw to have a separate 2-color area for image fading. I’m not sure what I was originally thinking, perhaps I was just lazy.
  • Background color selection for text fades: You can now see what the faded text looks like on different colored backgrounds.

Ultra Edit

I’ve been looking around for a good text editor that I can use for development purposes. At the moment, most of what I’m doing is Javascript and PHP. Recently I’ve come across Ultra Edit, which appears to be a pretty snazzy editor. It has syntax highlighting, grep-like searching abilities, a customizable tool bar, line number information, the ability to hide nested code, and lots of other nifty features. It’s only negative is that it’s not free. It’s $50 if I want to use it past the trial period. I’m actually thinking about shelling the doe though, since it would be a big step up from WordPad. Anyone know of any other good Windows text editors I should try before I purchase a license for this one?

Garfield / Realfield

Some clever folks on the internet have discovered that the Garfield cartoon strip is actually pretty funny if you remove all of Garfield’s thought bubbles. It actually works on a whole new level, it’s pretty cool:

Google Ads

I’ve been mulling over the idea of possibly placing a few Google Ads on this website. Nothing crazy or annoying, but something that’d be reasonably discrete and only on a few choice pages. I was doing some calculating and with what I read I could probably make enough a month to cover hosting costs if I placed ads on the Color Fader and the VB Code Bank. I think that would be pretty cool – this site paying for itself.

My fears in doing this though would be that I could scare away visitors or annoy those who regularly visit. Or I could turn off people who think I’m just trying to cash in. So I’d probably only do it in a few select areas, and not in areas that would cause clutter. I dunno, I’ll have to think about it some more, but I just thought I’d give everyone a head’s up.

MySpace Phishing

I’ve come across a rather interesting MySpace phishing technique. Hijacked profiles will send you a link or post a link on your wall telling you to go look at some user’s profile (it’ll usually be done by a friend of your’s). For example, they may say Joe is dead and display the following link to his profile:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfmfuseaction=user.viewprofile= 1890000

However, when you click the link, you’ll really be taken to a website like the following:

http://profile.myspace.com.fuseaction.id.user.viewprofile. 1890000.cn/

Notice the “.cn” extension. That site ain’t MySpace. If you follow the above link you’ll see that it takes you to a site that looks just like the MySpace homepage, and it’ll be asking you to log in – even though you should already be logged in. MySpace is kind of crappy in that you have to log in to see certain things, and sometimes you get logged out for various reasons, so most users will gladly re-enter their information.

After you’ve given this phishing site your log in info, it’ll save it and then use it to re-log you in to the real MySpace web site. So you’ll end up back at MySpace, but that interesting thing you were told about isn’t anywhere to be found. I’d assume most users would just shrug this off and move on – totally unaware that they’ve just given their log in information to a phisher/spammer/identity theif/whatever.

This really isn’t anything new, phishing has been around a long time. However, it actually works really well in this scenario, since MySpace used to take you to it’s home page after asking you to log in (even if you just wanted to look at someone’s pictures), and you were sent the link by one of your friends (not by some random dude you know is probably a phisher), so the environment leads to it being a pretty transparent attack. Anyway, it’s important to keep a look out for these kinds of things. A couple of my friends have had their accounts hijacked recently and they weren’t sure how it happened (I haven’t mentioned the above scenario since I just witnessed it recently). You don’t want to get your account or any accounts that may use the same password deleted because some jackass stole your log in info and then spammed a bunch of people.

No Rest for the Tired

Things have been going well, though I haven’t gotten any website-related work done in the last week and I’ve been really tired. This past weekend my roommate, his brother, and myself moved most of the essentials into the new appartment, and later today (Wednesday) I get my bed. So I’ll offically be moving in today. We’ve been rather slow about the whole process, but I think it’s mostly because he had to finish his thesis (he defended on the 5th) and I had a bunch of little things I had to take care of.

I hope to have some new stuff up soon, but I don’t want to set any dates since I’m not sure how much time I’ll have to work on things. I still have a lot of new apartment things I need to do.

MySpace.com Search

For a couple of years now I’ve noticed that Google is better at finding myspace profiles than MySpace is. MySpace’s search feature just sucks. I’ve been toying with the idea of creating a MySpace profile search app that uses Google. Something in the same vein as g2p.org. I’m not sure I’ll do it, since it’s not something I do often, but I figured I’d float the idea out here to see if anyone was interested. Facebook has apparently allowed the profiles it stores to be indexed too, however, the search feature on that site is excellent and can’t really be improved on by using Google.

Spammed

This made me smile, well, the post near the bottom by milorad did. A couple of months back I asked the WordPress.com community about a weird Trackback issue I had been having and I ended up with some rather icy responses. I’m glad someone was nice enough to take the time and answer my question. It sucks to think that a certain percentage of my visitors are spam robots, but I guess that happens to every site with a blog and there really isn’t much one can do. Also, I ask you all to please not post in that thread. I don’t want to cause a disturbance or seem like I’m trying to start something. I just wanted to share it here since finding it made my day :).

Distractions…

Over the Thanksgiving break I started on a new web app and a tutorial. Not sure when either will be out though. I’ve been tired all week so I don’t expect to get too much work done on them until maybe Thursday or Friday (I’d put both at 50% right now).

As a distraction, I found myself re-discovering Half Life 2, the first person shooter game that won all those awards back in 2004. If you’ve never played HL2, let me just echo what everyone else in the world has been saying: It’s an AMAZING game. Possibly the best game I’ve ever played (next to maybe American McGee’s Alice). I don’t really consider myself a gamer either. The last game I was really into was Doom 3, and that was back in 2005. When I fall for a game though, I fall hard.

I spent my whole winter break playing Doom 3 all night. It was funny because I’d wake up around 4-5 in the afternoon, right as my roommate was coming home from work, and then I’d go to bed around 6-7 in the morning, right as my roommate was leaving for work. Well, I should get to bed, waiting until the last minute to write these things is always a bad idea.

patorjk.com is Popular with the Ladies

I’m taking off work this week, and my plan is to make something of it, so hopefully I’ll have some fresh new content to post up. Ideas I’m currently juggling around are: writing a tutorial, writing a facebook game (I bash facebook sometimes, but it is something almost everyone uses), or making a new online app. Or possibly re-doing my color fader. I really don’t like its interface. But I’ll figure all this out later. In the mean time, here are some random bits of news…

Popular with the Ladies

I stumbled upon an interesting internet tracking site called QuantCast. According to its website its “the only open internet ratings service. We provide advertisers with audience profiles for millions of websites and services.” I’m not sure how it tracks websites, and I have never seen this site before today, but I discovered that it had data for my website, you can see it here:

http://www.quantcast.com/patorjk.com

According to the data they provide, this site gets more female visitors than male visitors. Interesting, interesting… hey ladies… j/k, actually, this is all kind of funny because I really doubt that, unless the majority of people who view TAAG are female. Though then again, maybe I just don’t know my audience very well.

The website also says “The site is popular among a 60-100k HH income bracket, more educated audience.” Which I thought was interesting.

As a side note to all of this, way back in the day I had a poll up on my main page that asked the viewer if they were male or female. The results came back 90% male, 10% female (I forget how many votes were cast, but it was a decent amount). So it’d be really interesting if the scales had tipped as much as that site says they have.

Google Trends

If you don’t know about Google Trends, you need to visit this site now:

http://www.google.com/trends

It’s amazing how much fun that tool is. I can’t believe digg is more popular than reddit, fark and slashdot put together. I was also shocked to learn that Pepsi was more popular than Coke (in terms of google searches). This site [NSFW!] has some more risque suggestions. But anyway, if you’re bored, it’s a fun tool to play around with.